Пантеон советов молодым людям, или Вернейшие способы, как иметь успех в жизни

“A terrible sore of society is the so-called“ joke clues ”.

Ivan Petrovich! Tell me that joke you told last week... You are so good at telling...

—What joke?

- Yes, you remember about that Jewish boy who asked the teacher to leave for tomorrow, and when he asked - "why?" - the boy answered: "Dad said that tomorrow we would have a fire at home. Tell me!“

What is there to tell the poor joker?"

Contents:

Arkady Averchenko. From the author (article), pp. 5-6

Arkady Averchenko. The ability to behave in society and at a dinner party (essay), pp. 7-32

Arkady Averchenko. Advice for Beginner Commanders (How to Win a War) (essay), pp. 33-40

Arkady Averchenko. Economic advice (How to mix) (essay), pp. 41-56

Appendix to the "Pantheon of advice to young people"
Arkady Averchenko. Easter tips (essays), pp. 59-68

Arkady Averchenko. The art of telling jokes (essay), pp. 69-80

Arkady Averchenko. Tips on how to be successful with the fair sex (essay), pp. 81-91