Стража! Стража!

"Twelve o'clock at night and everything is calm!" - such is the motto of the Night Watch of Ankh-Morpork, the most glorious city in all the Discworld. And if "not everyone" is calm, then you just walk along the wrong streets. In general, to become a real night guard, you need to make a lot of effort. First, you should learn to run not too fast - otherwise you will suddenly catch up? Secondly, it is required to comprehend the basic principle of survival in severe fights - just do not participate in them. Thirdly, do not shout too loudly that "everything is calm" - you can be heard. The book you hold in your hands is truly unique. It will help you not only to comprehend the basic principles of survival in this cruel, harsh world, but also to make a worthy career. Even the night guard... Translator Zhuzhunava S.