Русский язык на грани нервного срыва

The world around us is changing rapidly, and language is changing with it. Who among us does not use new words and who at the same time does not frown when he notices them in the speech of the interlocutor? Borrowings, jargon, swearing - which is already indispensable - infuriate us and, most importantly, give rise to constant grumbling. Who does not like to speculate about the spoiling of the language, and after a hearty dinner, even about death? Professor K., having undergone a forgivable in our time split personality and alternately taking the position of an irritated layman, then a cold-blooded linguist, energetically enters into a conversation. It should be read calmly, restraining emotions. After reading, decisively discard the book and answer the main question. Who - the Russian language or ourselves - is on the verge of a nervous breakdown?