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Statement of the representative of Paradise: - This is a real scandal. We do not need a mystical thriller filled with black humor, full of banter over religious dogmas. We are shocked by the texts of the real conversations of the disciples at the Last Supper and the disclosure of the secret of the relationship between Judas and Magdalene. The fact why the cross on Calvary was suddenly empty must never be made public. We want to save the sleep of readers who are doomed to swallow page after page at night, trying to find out - who is the mysterious killer hunting the apostles? And, finally, the main thing: how dare you print the transcript of telephone conversations between Heaven and Hell?! Official summary: "Reading is forbidden in Paradise." Statement of the representative of Hell: - This is compromising evidence on evil. There is no need to marvel at the secrets of the Old and New Testaments, intertwined with Tibetan mysticism, and the intrigues of the times of Ancient Rome, laugh to tears, and freeze over the dashing turns of a tense detective line. Who allowed you to publish the names of pop stars, politicians and scientists who secretly sold their souls to the Chief of Hell? Why are you revealing what Tsoi, Casanova and Ivan the Terrible are doing in the underworld? Why print sensational stories about our competitor: what really happened during the turning of water into wine, the resurrection of Lazarus, and at the trial of Pontius Pilate? And, finally, the main thing: how did you find out the number of Death's mobile phone?! Official summary: "No reading in Hell."