Интересные времена

(Warning: as this is going to be a highly sensitive subject, the following abstract is written in diplomatic language.)

This is not a new book by Terry Pratchett, and, in fact, no one expected it. An albatross from the Agate Empire did not fly to Ankh-Morpork at all and deliver a letter demanding that the Great Wizard be sent immediately. As a result, Rincewind (a very rare, endangered kind of cowardly wizard) is not sent to the Balanced Continent on a secret mission (absolutely impossible, especially since we are talking about Rincewind).

Also, the great Kohen the Barbarian (a legend during his lifetime, life during a legend), who gathered a huge (in total - seven people) Silver Horde and is moving to Gunkung, the capital of the Agate Empire (population - about a million people, from of them - forty thousand guards).

Yes, we also forgot to mention the army of invisible vampire ghosts (total number - two million three hundred thousand nine) supporting Cohen, but about this - shh ... We don't want panic to spread?

For the first time in Russian!