Азбука (Е!)

Hello, my friend!
Now you are holding in your hands your first truly adult alphabet book. Nobody knows where you got it: you bought it, borrowed it from friends, stole it, or found it on the street. It's your own business, my friend. Nobody cares about this now. Everyone is worried about only one thing now: how long can you live like this on the territory of our beloved Motherland, the Russian Federation? That's the main question, my friend.
When you read this ABC, you may have even more similar questions. And maybe answers will appear. But, leafing through these pages, will you at least try to understand what the hell is happening to us? Are we all some kind of damned people here, armless invalids and brainless scoundrels? Or, after all, talented, healthy people who know how to work with their hands and heads in order to finally live like human beings.
There is nothing complicated, cunning or mean in this book, although you, my friend, of course, will guess that we are talking about economics your country. It's not our fault that it is believed that this is an incredibly difficult, boring and, most importantly, dirty game. In fact, all this, of course, can be talked about in simple and clear words. And we need to talk! Because if you don’t decide for yourself what you actually need from this life, then, my friend, it will never change for the better. And it’s painfully unpleasant.
You, of course, can do whatever you want with this book: burn it, kill a cockroach with it, distribute it in the district communist cell, resell it to relatives on your wife’s (husband’s) side, go to the polls with it, or hand it over to the library. This, we repeat, is your personal business. But something must finally be done.
So, read your ABC's and do it. Good luck, buddy!